Showing posts with label random thoughts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label random thoughts. Show all posts

Oct 30, 2013

ad infinitum


This popped in my head the other day. I'm sharing it because, well, there is no sense keeping these kinds of thoughts all to myself.

  • Radar Gun (R) - Device used to measure the speed of a traveling vehicle. (Police)
  • Radar Detector (RD) - Device used to determine if radar is being used. (Citizen)
  • radar detector detector (RDD) - used in states where radar detectors are illegal in order to determine if a citizen is illegally using a radar detector. (Police)
  • radar detector detector detector (RD3) - Device used by citizens traveling through a state where radar detectors are illegal in order to determine if a police car is trying to detect whether or not the citizen has a radar detector. (Citizen)
  • radar detector detector detector detector (RD4)- Device used by police to determine if a citizen is attempting to thwart law enforcement by the use of RD3. (Police)
  • radar detector detector detector detector detector (RD5) - Used to determine if an officer is trying to determine whether or not the citizen is trying to detect the officer's RD4. (Citizen)
  • To quote Bugs Bunny here: "A bit monotonous... Isn't it?"
The point to this little example is to show that people who want to break the law are going to do so. Basically, laws are there to keep the "wannabe" law-breakers from becoming law breakers. Or at least, giving them a chance to stop and think for a moment before breaking the law.

A friend of mine once said, "A thief with a chainsaw can get past any door lock. They just cut through the wall. And, ADT won't even know about it."

Note: RD5 does not exist so far as I know. I'm not even sure RD4 exists. But, I'm sure they will soon enough. Just drive the speed limit and you won't have to worry about it. Thanks.

Jul 26, 2013

You can quote me on that... #banalityoflife

"Modern society celebrates the banalities of life as though those were the accomplishments of greatness. And, being a member of said society, I feel it is my duty to contribute." - David W Henderson (me).


Jul 31, 2011

What's in your browser?

For kicks, I decided to type each letter of the alphabet into my address bar, just to see what site came up at the top of the list (from my browser's history) for each letter:

a - A Cardboard Problem
b - Blogger
c - CommonWealth One FCU
d - DanWarp blog (Victorious, iCarly, etc)
e - eBay
f - Facebook
g - Google
h - HopePrescott.com
i - Indians.com
j - Justin.tv
k - KLOVE.com
l - Lulu.com
m - Mail.Yahoo.com
n - Need for Speed Hot Pursuit general discussion
o - Ouachita Baptist University
p - Plurk
q - QRStuff
r - Readerman.net
s - SWAEC.org
t - Twitter
u - USPS Tracking
v - ADE SandBox (Arkansas.gov)
w - Woot
x - MXToolbox
y - YouTube
z - ZamZar

So, what's in YOUR browser?

Feb 8, 2011

Random thoughts while flying through the air from Little Rock to Chicago.

Random thoughts while flying through the air from Little Rock to Chicago.

When the company that employs you sends you to a training, the key to remember is that the training is not really about you. This is especially true when the company is footing the bill for hotel, airfare, meals, etc. Even if the training is local, the fact remains that you are on company time. Instead of making widgets or running board rooms or making sure the servers are alive and kicking, your salary for the day (week, whatever) comes from your paying attention to whatever training or seminar you're asked to attend.

If you are chosen to represent the company, it usually means your employer sees you as being one of the most (if not THE most) qualified for attendance of the event. Though you would hope to gain from the program personally and professionally, the key to any such endeavor is to find at least one (though I try to shoot for three) "A-HA!" moments and keep those first and foremost in your mind (and your notes) when you return to debrief.

Yes, I said debrief. Remember, your organization sent you (expenses paid) to this shindig and your duty should be to report back your "A-HA!" moment(s). You have to show that it was worth the cost to send you, and you want to show that you are a prime choice for future such events.

I had to stop for gas (and a drive-thru breakfast) on the way to the airport this morning. This put me behind by a little. Not a lot, but enough that I didn't have time to mess with off-site parking. I also didn't have time to figure out how to get into the stupid parking garage at the Little Rock airport. If there are 'parking deck this way" signs anywhere, they are not clearly marked as you enter the airport's facilities. So, I ended up parking long-term surface.

Oh, normally that's not a big deal. But with impending bad weather for Wednesday, I foresee my car being buried in snow with a plowed mound behind it. I may be stuck at the airport due to entrapment more than anything.

I'll just have to wait and see on that one.

Flying during the summer (or let's say non-winter times) makes for beautiful scenery from the plane - purple mountains, colorful plains, roads and tree lines cutting the nation into sections. But, I have to say, seeing the snow-covered ground from high above is gorgeous.

As I type this, we are getting jostled about a bit with the turbulence. Evidently, that beautiful view comes with a price.

Turbulence never really bothered me when flying (well, except when we drop several hundred or so feet at a swoop). To me, flying has always been akin to riding along in a bus or car. You have bumps on the road... you have bumps in the air. I know some folks see it completely differently, though. The main argument being that with roads, you're on the ground and the bumps are from actual holes. In the air, there's nothing under you to visibly account for the bumping, tossing and swaying. I'll give them that one. We're going through a bit of a spell (as I write this at 8:11am) that reminds me of driving down I-30 before all the road work... Who am I trying to kid? I-30 is still just as rough even AFTER the road work.

I realize it is below freezing outside (above the ground or not), but the heat inside this tube of an airplane is a bit much. I'm sure some people get sick because there is cold air coming from the vents above and heat from the floors.

We land. The airplane can't stop as quickly as it would like because the runway has patches of slush, snow, and what I guess is ice. The pilot throws everything to stop the plane and while we are still rolling, the plane makes a sharp right turn. We have just about missed our turn. Everyone hangs on for the near u-turn as we get back on track.

Frankly, I'd rather have the turbulence.

We are in an ExpressJet, which means debarking on the tarmac. It's cold. Bitter cold. Airport employees are bundled in thick, heavy coats. They have scarves, hats, and gloves. Piles of snow are everywhere. It's been a long time since I've seen that much snow. Since I did not check my bag, I head for Ground Transport, not sure where to go. I call the limo company we were told to use (the hosting group told us what to use), and the guy on the line tells me to stay put and watch for the car. "It's too cold to be standing out there for too long. Just wait until you see our car come for you." I did. The driver was very friendly. He was born and raised in Europe (Italy, I believe he said). He moved here when he was about 13 years old. He's been driving around Chicago for about 13 years. He's a much older gentleman, talking about his kids and grandkids. He works part time in real estate. His thick accent forces me to ask him to repeat himself often, and he is happy to oblige. We talk weather, family, city life, and Florida. He has family that lives down south and it's winter seasons like the one they've had (like we've all had) that makes him seriously consider moving.

The trip to the hotel ends as we part ways. Perhaps he will be my driver again tomorrow. Probably not, though, since there will likely be several of the participants will head to the airport together.

Tonight, we are being treated to supper and a "pre-meeting." It's Italian food, so I'm game no matter what we talk about!

Sep 13, 2010

The fine print?


I realize the wording on the image above is a little hard to read, so here is what it says:

"Transient Suppression Voltage 100V - The effect of this product on connected equipment and the adequacy of the voltage suppression level to protect connected equipment from voltage surges has not been evaluated by underwriters laboratories."

Now, I normally would not care about something like that on a surge suppressor like the one above, but do you notice the "UL" logo on the device!?  How can they use the UL logo if the device was never evaluated by UL for surge suppression!?  What *was* it evaluated for, then?

Hmmm...

Mar 9, 2010

Gettin' Random wit' it...

Do you enjoy the challenge of repetitive, almost mindless games?  You know what I mean - the games that you keep playing on Facebook or King.com or whatever that don't really challenge you, but you find insanely addictive. 

Well, I have found one such game that has been around for a while now and is supposedly getting ready for relase on the iPhone/ iTouch/ iPad format: The Amazing Flying Brothers.  The one thing that confuses me about the whole game is the fact that there are no "brothers."  There's one guy.  Or maybe, each 'new player' is a brother.  These are the things that keep me awake at night. Well, okay, maybe not quite, but you get the idea right?  I digress.


The premise of the game is simple: You have a trapeze artist that swings on one of the 'bars.'  When he swings to a certain point, you click the left mouse button and send him flying through the air (or not, depending on your timing).  The goal, of course, is to have him grab on to the other bar.  He doesn't really grab it so much as run into it, but the idea is the same.

To make the little guy swing harder, you hold down the left mouse button and "drag" him through the air.  For example, as he begins a downswing, hold the mouse button and drag downward.  Through experimentation, I have figured out you can also drag around down in a circular motion to help gain speed.  Let me tell ya, you can get that little guy moving pretty fast!

Then, when you want him to release, you click the button and WHOOSH! off he goes.  Of course, the more flips he does in the air, the more points you get if/when he catches the bar.  I have to admit, though, that getting up the speed and then pushing the button just as he comes down toward the ground brings a gidduy feeling of pure torture as the little guy SLAMS into the ground and skids across the floor.

There are YouTube videos showing folks doing amazing feats and racking up uber-high scores.  I am not one of them. I've barely broken 75,000 and that was only once.  You see, I am addicted to making the guy do stupid things.  And that usually means he's not landing anywhere near the swinging bars.


If you haven't see this yet, you can find a copy of the DRAFT National Education Technology Plan: http://www2.ed.gov/about/offices/list/os/technology/index.html

There are some interesting tidbits in there.  The most reformatory (at first glance, I have not had a chance to read through the whole thing yet) is the move from "seat-time" to "demonstarted competencies"  - that is a move from sitting in class for 8 hours because you have to to moving up through the ranks based on what you can do and what you can demonstrate you know. 

It will be interesting to see how we 'teach' in that type of model.  If fully implemented, I see a future where students are no longer placed in 'grades' but are grouped together by skill set.  The students' ages could vary by 3 or more years within a 'classroom.'  This type of environment should also spell the end of NCLB, finally.  Or, at least not hold back those who excel simply because those who are not being left behind are holding back those advanced students.

Perhaps, once and for all, students operating below a certain level will be taught at their level with realistic expectations and will advance only as their own skills advance.  Meanwhile, students operating at or above skill level will learn, explore, and grow at a pace tailored (one would hope) to them. 

I'm looking forward to reading what else is in the plan!


Here's a question that has come up recently during a conversation: What is the optical zoom equivalent on a digital camera to that of "normal" human sight?  That is, when you take a picture with a digital camera, at normal (or none) zoom level, everything appears further away and much smaller than what you actually see with your eyes.  So, what zoom level provides "human-level" vision?  I have no idea. I tried searching, but cannot see to come up with the correct wording that produces and answer worth anything.

In case math is needed, here is a sample camera: 4.6mm - 110.4mm (24x optical zoom).  At which point along the 'zoom meter' would I get WYSIWYG photos?

I've seen that 50mm = 1x magnification, but then this also seems to be disputed as much as it occurs as "fact.


Anyone, anyone? 


Evidently, there is a surplus of new humans.  Or maybe goats.  I'm not sure, and I sure don't want either one.  I have two of each already!  I saw a similar ad at the local Movie Gallery:


Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade over the "milkaholic" commerical.  Seriously. She claims everyone is subliminally connecting her to the name Lindsay used as one of the baby names in the commercial.  Well, if E-Trade would like to hire me as an expert witness for the defense, I'd be happy to show up.  Frankly, I hadn't thought of Lindsay Lohan since her last mention on "The Soup," which even then was quite fleeting.  If I were the judge in the case, I would force Lindsay to prove that no one else in the world has her name and that no one else in the world ever named their baby that.  No, actually, I'd just laugh my head off and tell her to get a life.

If you just have to read the story, it's here:



A man claims his Prius had the accelerator stuck, causing him to go 90 mph down a twisting road.  My first thought was, "Wow, I didn't even know those little buggers could go that fast!"  My second thought was, "Yeah, right."  After hearing/watching/reading stories, though, it does make you wonder.

What I wonder is why the guy didn't just kill the car when it started racing out of control?  Just turn it off. Poof. End of story.  Instead, he evidently tried applying the brakes, tried lifting the gas pedal by hand, and eventually was instructed to apply the brakes and the emergency brake at the same time.  After the vehicle slowed, he turned it off.

Okay, future note for everyone out there: If your car starts to speed up uncontrollably, TURN IT OFF! No power = no go.  It's not a hard concept to grasp, really.  Is it?  Maybe so.




Feb 28, 2010

The randomness of thinking

Are you a regular reader of my ramblings?  If you are, first I'd like to thank you.  Second, I'd like to say that my whole "Daily Photo" idea went out the window sometime last week, or maybe the week before, who really knows.  I'll still be posting pictures, but much more randomly than I had planned.

Oh, sure, I could have the gumption to fix my wrongs and take photos for each day that I missed, but that isn't really my style.  I'm more of a "well, let's see where we go from here" kind of person.  And that leads me back around to some random thoughts and observations.  Here we go!


Our company firewall and network traffic router only misbehaves when the boss is trying to do something important.  Normally, the system runs quite well.  Every so often, though, it needs a swift kick in the pants.  I believe the issue is related to a patch or two that have yet to be applied.  My goal this coming week: apply the patches and cross my fingers.  Every three weeks or so, the server reports that it is out of memory.  It isn't.  I just *thinks* it is.  So far, the cure is to reboot the server and let it run for a few weeks, reboot again, repeat.  Not a biggie, as the reboots usually occur around 2am when I am awake and the rest of the employees are sleeping soundly.  Every once in a great while, however, the server does not get rebooted.  And, coincidentally I'm sure, that same every so often my boss calls to let me know the server has gone wonky.  "Wonky" is my word, not one she uses.

 
On the way home the other day, changing subjects in case you're trying to follow along here, I had the sunset in my rear-view mirror.  the sun was hovering just above the horizon, brightly radiating reds and yellows and oranges from its hot white center.  In front of me, a large full moon rose from a sea of blues, purples and colors I don't have words to describe.  I glanced ahead, then looked in the mirror, then glanced ahead again.  Though a camera would have been handy from my vantage point, what popped in my head was how cool it would be to looking at the view from the side.  I'm not sure how (or even if) that could be pulled off, but to be able to see both a magnificent sunset and an awe-inspiring moonrise at the same time would surely be the stuff of poets and troubadours.


Our preacher today brought up a thought that would have normally come from my own head if I had given myself to it:  How did Jesus get baptized?  How do you baptize a man that can walk on water?  The visual Bro Perry gave had me rolling in the pew - that of John trying to push Jesus into the water as Jesus simply bounced back up from the surface, unable to break through.  Of course, Bro Perry said he did have the answer for it, but that it would have to wait for another sermon.  I tried searching Google, but came up empty.  So, I've posed the question on Yahoo Answers.  We'll see how far that gets me.  Frankly, I've seen some of the answers given and many are biting and sarcastic.  I'm hoping for actual insight.


I've been branching out on the MacBook, trying different things to see what it can/can't do.  My latest venture involved connecting the Mac to the HP MediaVault server we have at the house in order to use the Time Machine backup program.  There are a few tricks that had to be done to let Time Machine use the shared 'backup' folder on the server.  Once the backup started, I let it run for a while.  And then at one point, I absentmindedly shut the lid, thus putting the laptop to sleep in the middle of the backup.  Not smart.  I had to delete the partial backup and start over.  It worked!  At least for a while.  Turns out that Time Machine runs all the time, so when I closed my lid for the night (even though no backup was running), the link between the Mac and the server was broken.  I found some steps online to supposedly recover from the problem, but nothing I did solved the problem.  I think I will try again at the office and see how that goes.  I will also make sure to shut down Time Machine when I am not within access of the backup server.


We recently learned of the closing of the office where some of our friends are employed.  This is what kills me.  This is when I wish I had that magic ... something ... wherein I could keep those folks employed working for me.  Alas, I do not have such vision or else I would already be doing it.  I cannot help but feel, though, that somewhere inside is the answer.  I just haven't figured out how to unlock the door that will bring it to the forefront with clarity and direction.  Oh sure, I have ideas, but nothing so far has seemed ... I dunno... SOLID.  Granted, nothing will ever be 100% recession-proof, but many businesses are more likely to survive than others.  I am reminded of the scene in the movie (ironically) "Dave," in which everyone shouts, "Everybody works on Monday!"  That's what I wish I could offer - at least one day where everybody gets work.


Did you watch the USA/Canada hockey game!? Holy cow!  What a great hockey match, sent into overtime and the winning goal scored by the Pittsburgh Penguins' own Syndey Crosby!!  Too bad he was playing for Canada, but still what a great game!

Dec 29, 2009

Looking back at... Something

Are you a "graph" person? Evidently, I am not. For the proof, check out the masterpiece I created below:
What are you looking at up there? That is a chart showing the number of posts per month for this blog, colored by year, sorted by month. Yeah, did you get all that? The goal was to show something of a comparison chart. I don't really know if that is what I accomplished or not. I started this blog in August 2006, so there is no data for 2006 before August. Looking at the chart, I have no idea what it is telling me, except for one glaring fact: 2009 was a weaker year for posts than the previous years. Look at how small those brownish bars are there!  I actually started out strong last year, but then fell off during the summer and really never recovered.

In case you are as confused by the chart as I am, the numbers shown reflect the bar height for the bar BELOW the numbers.

I considered writing a "Hey, let's look back at what I talked about last year" kind of post, but I decided I won't get off into that unless the urge hits me very hard.  I don't think it will.

To those that stop by to see what pops into my head, I say, "Thank you!" Hopefully 2010 will hold plenty of posting action.  I guess we'll see, eh!

Sep 27, 2009

Tech Support, Teaching, A Class Reunion, and Fun in the Sun

So this is what happens when I take a few days off from updating things - I suddenly find myself with four days' worth of posts all wrapped into one.  Such is the life of an inconsistent, jack-of-many-trades blogger.

Before I get into everything, I want to thank those of you that have taken the plunge and bought a copy of my book (or who have expressed interest in picking up a copy).  I really appreciate it more than I can express, but I'll try anyway because it means that much.  The stories in the book  - ("All This Digging" - see the image over there on the right?  Feel free to click on it. (Yeah, shameless plug, what I can say?) Feel free to check out  the preview.) - are much like most of my posts: not necessarily connected to each other, and not quite like reading the same thing twice.  I know it's hard to get a feel for what to expect when presented with a short excerpt of one story, and because of a suggestion from a fellow techie, I expanded the preview on LuLu.com to show you a taste of several different stories.  I have to admit, it is still weird when someone comes up to me and says, "Hey, I bought (or "am going to buy") your book..."  It is very humbling knowing how many friends, family, and other supporters are out there reading what *I* wrote.  Thank you all very much!  I also want you to feel free to review, critique, etc the book and let me know about it - good, bad, or ugly.  And if you review it online, send me the link and I'll post it (or if you send me the review with permission to reproduce it as a post, I can do that too!) on here.  Just another way for me to say "Thanks."

I know that not all the stories in the collection are going to appeal to everyone.  Some readers may find the story "All This Digging" a little too dark while finding "Forgiven" a little too "preachy."  Frankly, that's one of the things I liked about putting the collection together in the first place - (to borrow from the theme song) different strokes for different folks.  I also know that "short stories" and "short short stories" are not widely read these days.  So, I deeply appreciate those of you that are even THINKING of picking up the book.



I received a call the other day from someone needing help with their computer.  The computer was "extremely loud" after a few minutes of use, plus it would lock up or reboot at random times.  In techie terms, it sounded to me like this computer was overheating.  Those symptoms are textbook for a system that has too much dust, dirt, and other gunk inside the case.  So, I told the person to bring then computer to my place and I'd look at it.  I hooked it up, turned it on, and sure enough the thing started screaming within a few minutes.  I disconnected the wires and opened the case.  Inside, a coating of dust, dirt, and something I could not quite identify, covered everything.  I took the canned air and blew out what I could.  Unfortunately, the "gunk" would not come off easily.  The thick, black, fuzzy substance stuck to chips, the main CPU fan, and just about everything else inside the computer.  Using cotton swabs, paper towels, and the canner air, I was able to get things back in operation.

Afterward, the person said, "That was probably nicotine, huh?"  I said that it could have been a combination of that and dust in general.  But, that person knew the right thing - cigarettes are one of a computer's worst enemies.  Have you seen the images of what smoking does to one's lungs?  Well, it does the same thing to your electronics - computers, cell phones, TV's, stereo equipment, iPods, you name it.

So, how do you clean out your computer?  Ideally, leave it to someone that knows what they are doing.  Short of that, though, most computers have either a latch that keeps the cover on or a couple screws in the back along the edge that keeps the cover in place.  Once the screws are removed on one side of the computer, the side of the case should slide open.  Once the side is removed, you can use a can of compressed air to blow out the dust bunnies living inside.  I recommend you do this OUTSIDE of your house. :-)  Two things you NEVER want to use inside your computer: water and a vacuum cleaner. 


Seriously. Do NOT spray water into your computer trying to clean it.  Water will cause everything (or at least enough things) to short out.  We are talking electronics here!  Some of you may be laughing right now, but I have been asked PERSONALLY by someone who wanted to just "wash out" their computer.  Please, do NOT use water - no matter how gunked up things are!

Vacuum cleaners are also a no-no!  Why?  Because when you run the vacuum, it builds up a HUGE amount of static electricity.  Well, if you take that static electricity and touch sensitive electronic parts and that static discharges, it can fry those sensitive electronics inside your computer!  They do make "electronics-friendly" vacuums, though, so you could buy one of those at Best Buy or online if you want to. 

But, as I said when I started this, ideally you should leave cleaning the inside of your computer up to someone you trust to service your computer.  Just don't be fooled into playing a lot for it, though.  Seriously, no more than 20 bucks for a thorough cleaning.



On Saturday, I worked with 28 teachers.  They learned about project-based learning and how to incororpate "PBL" in their classrooms.  The teachers are part of a program in Arkansas in which people with degrees outside of education can become licensed teachers.  Honestly, I don't know why anyone would do such a thing, but then again, I do not have whatever teachers have inside them that makes them want to spend all day with a roomful of kids.  I have two kids.  I can barely handle that.  I digress.


One of the participants had been recently badly, BADLY burned in an accident.  She got one of her friends to hook up a video camera and we used Skype (http://www.skype.com/) so that she could attend from her house!  It was very cool.  The people in the class got a kick out of it, and everyone had a chance to talk to the recovering teacher.  After each teacher gave an update about their classroom, the Skped-in participant was able to share her updates.  It was a hands-on demonstration of using technology in order to keep homebound individuals connected to the classroom.  Think "pandemic."

What is "project-based learning?"  Ah, that is something I'll share in another post.  Of course, a simple web search will net you a LOT of information about such things.  But, I will be sharing more about it in an upcoming post.



While I was teaching on Saturday, Shan and her classmates held their 20th anniversary class reunion picnic at White Oak Lake.  Shan said they had a lot of fun.  Emily and Tyler (along with other kids) rented pedal boats and tooled around the lake.  The picnic was a chance for classmates to catch up, hang out, and have fun.


Saturday evening, there was a supper/dance held and a lot of people showed up for that.  Shan figured up about half the class had come and many had brought someone with them.  It was a good crowd there with a DJ.  Now, I like my music loud.  I love jamming out and sharing it with the world.  BUT, this guy was playing in a gym-sized room with cinder block walls.  He was also plahinng louder than I have heard from some concerts I've been to.  It is way too loud when you can't even shout at the person next to you and have them hear you.  Keith (a friend) thought ahead and brought ear plugs.  I will be sure that ear plugs will be in my equipment list for the 25th reunion. :-)

Aside from that, though, it was fun watching everyone dance and have a good time! 







Speaking of a good time, our church held "Family Day" today (Sunday)!  The deacons and their wives (and I assume some other folks as well) got together and had a cookout with hot dogs and burgers, plus chili and "fixins" which was followed up with all kinds of desserts (pies, cakes, brownies, things I didnt know what they were but I ate them anyway!). 



In the parking lot, they had two LARGE air-filled jumpies - one was a mega slide and the other was Jurassic Adventure.  If that wasn't enough, they also brought in a rock wall for the kids to play on!  It was a lot of fun!  Emily played on the Jurassic Adventure and tried to help Kensley play, but I think Kensley was a bit too small for all the jumping around going on there. She didn't take long to decide to get off, but Emily stayed and played.  Then Emily went up on the big slide.

Sep 2, 2009

Sales that aren't

Ever stop to think about the way 'sales' are listed or described? Probably not. that's why I'm here.

Garage Sale - Has anyone ever actually sold their GARAGE at one of these? If so, why? And where did they park their car after that?

Yard Sale - If one were to purchase another person's yard, how would it be moved? Does the yard include the ground beneath the house or other structures?

Large Family Sale - Do you get the whole family, or are they only selling certain members in order to reduce the size of the family? Or, does this refer to a sale in which ONLY those with large families can participate? If so, is there a small family sale? How about a "I'm the only one in my family" sale?

Half-Off sale - I've never liked these. I would much rather pay full price and get the entire product than get half of it. usually, this is paired with the 'buy one get one' sale. Buy one dog, get the other half off. Which half, exactly?

One-Day sale - Who owns days of the week, anyway? And, if they are selling one of them, how do I know which one? Sometimes, they'll say, "The Saturday One-Day sale" - okay, so i know i can buy Saturday. But even if I show up at Kohl's, they never tell me where to go to buy Saturday. They just tell me where to go. :-)

Buy One, Get one free - This works unless you're talking shoes. Don't I already get one free when I buy one shoe?

Buy one, get one at equal or lesser value for free - has anyone ever missed out on this because they bought the more expensive item AFTER the cheaper one? I mean, I put a toaster on the conveyor for $5 and then I put the blender for $10. CRAP! I just spent $15 because I didn't stop to put the items in the correct order! I think it would be funny if a cashier actually tried that once. "Sorry, sir, but your second item was more than the first. You don't qualify for the sale."

Employee Discount Pricing - Do the employees get ticked off about these sales? I mean, they have to work their tails off so that one of the 'perks' they get is the employee discount. Now, some shmoe comes in and gets the same pricing and he doesn't even work there! I'd quit. Of course, this begs the question of an employee discount on the employee discount. Say the employee gets a 10% discount normally. During the sale, everyone gets 10% off. Now, the employee buys something. Does she get an ADDITIONAL 10% off because she is an employee? If so, then shouldn't the customer get that additional 10% because he is supposed to get employee pricing? Man, at this rate, we should all walk into our local car dealership and say, "I'll take the Corvette at no charge." In fact, due to the nested-loop effect, the dealership should actually PAY you to take a car. Of course, there is always the 'cannot be used in conjunction with other discounts' clause, so that might be what saves the dealership. Though i think that could be challenged, if one should care to try.

Aug 28, 2009

Random Thoughts

For no known reason unto me, I thought about the old 70's anti-littering ad that features a crying native American:

The commercial never made me a 'greenie,' but was powerful enough that I remembered it plain as day. I can't say whether the commercial actually ever stopped me from littering, but even as a kid, I remember thinking how over-the-top it was. And, that is not meant in a good way. I mean that it was a blatant attempt to manipulate the viewer's emotions (though as a kid I did not know the word "manipulate" that I can recall).


There is a lot of hulabaloo lately about the public service commercial (PSA) featuring three girls in a car that get killed/messed up in a text-related accident. Many people think it will have a huge impact, while others aren't sure. Still others think the whole thing is much too graphic to be viewed by the very audience it is trying to reach. I don't think it will have a huge impact overall. I believe people have become too desensitized and this commercial plays out like a scene in a movie. On top of that, REAL news stories about drivers causing wrecks due to texting are so commonplace these days that i don't think the PSA adds anything. And, finally, there is the ever-present, "that'll never happen to me" mentality that many of us are guilty of thinking. Sad, but true.

The message is right: Don't Text and Drive.


Several folks have been asking for Shan's recipe for biscuit donuts. Here ya go:

Mix powdered sugar and milk in a bowl to desired consistency for the glaze.

Heat pan of oil on stove or use deep fryer.

Open can of biscuits and separate each one.

Cut a hole out of the center of each biscuit. Shan uses the lid to a bottled water bottle.

Place the biscuits in the HOT oil and leave on one side until brown (usually about a minute or less)

Flip biscuits over and let the uncooked side boil in oil for about a minute (until brown)

Remove biscuits from oil and set on plate.

Drizzle glaze over each donut, then enjoy! Let them sit if they are too hot for your liking.


Ted Kennedy - The man, the mansion, the fortune, the drinking, the driving off the cliff and killing a woman, the family he rescued from russia (or somewhere like that), the things no one wants to really talk about. News at 11. Or not.


Now all the car dealerships that took cars in for the cash-for-clunkers program have a zillion used clunkers they have to try and sell. I'm curious: who would buy these? I mean, they are 'clunkers' right? They had to qualify to be traded in. I'll probably end up with one when it comes my time to get a newer vehicle. While I would like to buy brand-new, I just can't see paying for a new car when I could get a program/used with warranty left and pay about half... We'll see, I guess.


When I was a kid, I once got punched in the face by my best friend's sister. She was mad because I kissed her cousin at a fireworks display.

Aug 9, 2009

Technology, by nature, means change

First of all, this post is not directed at anyone in particular, but much like a sermon on Sunday morning, if one feels the conviction, then perhaps one might want to evaluate their own position in the technology field.

Secondly, this post reflects an accumulation of observations over a period of years in my field. This is not aimed at any one particular moment in time or specific instance, though references may be made to specific instances.

And, thirdly, well, there is no thirdly, but learned in all my writing classes that if you have a 1, you need a 2 and 3. So, you learned something already... Unless you already knew that, in which case never mind.

Life keeps moving forward, and with it (or helping it along by pushing), changes in technology. We learn how to do things better, faster, stronger - er, wait, that's the six million dollar man. While new technologies emerge, some people struggle with how to use it and/or *IF* they need to use it all. In my experience, the older one gets, the more 'set in one's ways' one becomes. Now, that is a huge generalization, but remember, I said "in MY experience."

Granted, this comes in varying degrees of resistance to keeping up with new technology. Some folks simply go with the flow, but a slow to adopt. They essentially wait to see what the hub-bub's about and then eventually join the crowd (usually about the time that technology is already being phased out). Some folks go along with the flow, but fight it every chance they get. Of course, many of us know people that simply dig in their heels and refuse to use ANY newer technology. For the sake of this post, I fully acknowledge those folks that are the early adopters, but we're not talking about them today.

I think it's perfectly fine for many folks to be slow/late adopters. And in certain circumstances, it pays to wait (can you say VISTA?). I fully admit that I am in the category that falls somewhere between full-on adoption and slow-to-adopt. Take Sharepoint. We went heads-first diving in, getting a copy of 2007 before it was officially released and going full tilt with it as our production content management system. Likewise, I helped make sure Vista was nowhere near any machine in our offices.

I am in the tech field. Network architectures come and go, change and evolve. Computer programs come and go, brands come and go, people come and go. What I have witnessed lately, however, is an older crowd of folks who are willing to spend hours arguing about NOT implementing new technology or changing the way "they've always done it." In some cases, these folks serve as the only voice of authority in their business or organization. This means that the head of the organization has to trust (or butt heads with) the person in charge of technology, even if that person refuses to move forward.

Now, don't get me wrong here, moving forward for the sake of moving forward is no way to run the show at all. But, when it is time to step back and take a good, hard look at one's environment, the tech person should be the very first person to at the front of the group doing the stepping and looking. I am finding more and more that the tech person is the LAST one who wants to stop and take a look around. I know, a lot of times, the tech is so overwhelmed, they don't think they CAN stop and take a look. But, everyone needs a breather.

There is the, "But, it'll cost too much to change" reasoning as well. While that may be true, what one might wish to consider is the long-term cost of not changing - in terms of manpower, support, general knowledge of the currently implemented systems. In some cases, once the tech leaves, there is NO ONE that knows ANYTHING about what was done or what was being done. This is never good. And, if the organization uses systems that are outdated or are outside of ANY replacements' knowledge base, then the organization spends money on training and in man-hours trying to figure out what's what. Where are the savings in that?

There is the often unspoken but palpable, "I've never done anything like that before" excuse, too. This one is a little easier for me to swallow, as implementing any new technology can be scary - how will it interact with our critical systems or, better, WILL IT even interact? This is where research comes in. But the tech cannot spend months researching without an answer. Do the research and find an answer. If the new technologies work in your environment, move to implement if it will benefit your organization, especially in the long-run. Even if you don't know what you're doing, there is always help - vendors, classes, peers. And, if it turns out that implementation (again, based on research) is not viable, then explain why, in hard facts, why it is not feasible. And, although, "we've never done this before" is a hard fact, it should never, ever be number one on the list. In fact, it should be the very last point one makes, not the first one.

I pointedly singled out older techs because in my experience, these are the folks close to retirement. The closer one gets to finally turning in the keys, I see the desire for change grow weaker and weaker. After all, if one can simply 'coast through' a couple years, then the issue becomes the next person's problem. I don't understand why more folks close to retiring wouldn't rather go full-tilt in the other direction. Here's my thinking, "Heck yeah, we're going to implement this stuff! I'll get it in here, get it started, put my name on the foundations and then hit the road! Let the next guy (or gal) deal with it!" Seriously. That's how I plan on going out...

I know I have rambled, wandered around a bit, and I'm not sure I really followed any given path during this stream-of-consciousness tirade on 'head-in-the-sand' tech folks. But if I leave you with anything, take this: Sometimes putting in new technology is the scariest thing you may do in your career, but no matter how old you are or what reasons you may THINK you have, stop and reflect on how you even got to where you are right now. I bet you will find that 10, 15, 20 years ago, you were the one going to the boss with these coo, crazy notions of technology. Find that person inside you again. Give up the security blanket. Take a look around and SEEK OUT things you can change, things you know in your heart you should change, things that have been around for more than 6 or 7 years. Seriously. And if it is 10+ years old, admit it to yourself. Own it. Then, make plans to update. Above everything else, never be afraid to ask for help along the way.

Jun 7, 2009

Being Random Again


Yeah, it's got a HEMI...

I have about a year left of payments on my truck, and I am hoping that this becomes the first vehicle that I not only pay off, but that sticks around long afterward. Since it has reached the 100,000-mile mark, my primary goal is to take it in and have all the belts, hoses, spark plugs, etc checked out and replaced as needed. It's been running great for 100k, I'd like to see it reach 200+ before it reaches its final resting place.


So, that of course begs the question: What's Next? What is the next vehicle I'd like to get once the truck is paid off? Well, my hope is that I can go 6-12 months of no payments and build up a bit of a reserve before shopping around for a new vehicle. The truth is, I'll most likely be out at the car lot the day after it's paid off. I am too impatient and too excited to get a new vehicle to wait a year.

Now, my thinking is that my next vehicle will be a less expensive, gas-friendly four-door car. I already have a truck for when I need it, so I don't see the need to buy another one (though I have to admit the new Rams with the Rambox sure look good!).


I first thought about getting something like an Aveo. Yes, I know that is a long way from the Ram, but I'm thinking I could finance that for about two years, three at the most, and then pass it off onto Tyler and get another car. I'm not sure about that though.


I've also thought about getting a Dodge Caliber. Shan thinks they are ugly, but I like 'em. And, you can one pretty well loaded out for under $25k. That's a little higher than I want to pay, but that might be worth it.


Then again, if had to choose a 4-door car that was within my overall budget, I just might pick the Charger. Granted, the top-end model is about $45000 or so, but I'd be looking for something just above base model, I think. The problem with that is the monthly payments. I'm not happy with the payments I have now, so I sure don't want HIGHER ones (or even the same ones - ugh!).

Who knows what I'll actually end up searching for once the magical day arrives, and I know it's just over a year away, but the anticipation is already building. Heck, now that I'm thinking about it, I'm not even opposed to a program vehicle. I believe my 2000 Impala was even an ex-rental car, and it was a great vehicle. I only got rid of it because I needed a truck to pull the trailer... And, by next year, the new Chevy Volt will be out, plus they have a couple other new models on the slate, too.


On Saturday, our town held their annual "Chicken and Egg" festival. I took a few pics with my phone's camera:




You know, I never really wanted a phone that did anything other than be a phone. But, now that I have a SmartPhone, I have to say, having a device with so many features all in one place is VERY handy! I know, for a tech guy, I can be a bit stubborn when it comes to adopting some technologies. Yeah, yeah, I'm old school sometimes. What can I say?


Man, after posting '40 favorite songs,' I've heard a lot of songs that I forgot about and/or just couldn't make the list since I limited it to 40. Remember, that list was not a "top 40" but just a list of 40 songs. I suppose I should try a 'top 40' sometime... Ya just never know...



Tyler got a new phone on Saturday - a Samsung Rant. It's very cool, and he really likes the slide-out keyboard. We went to the Sprint Store and they were out of them, so we went to Best Buy instead. I still had a couple gift cards from my rewards package on ePoll, so I used those to pay for the phone. He got his phone for free! How cool is that?


And, hey, if you're not following me on Twitter, well, then, you're in good company. I don't really update that anyway. :-)