Got this in email today:
An airhead heard that milk baths would make her beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 20 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he thought there must be a mistake… she probably meant 2 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
When the airhead came to the door the milkman said, 'I found your note for 20 gallons of milk. Didn't you mean 2 gallons?'
The airhead said, 'No, I want 20 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub so I can take a milkbath to look young and beautiful again.'
The milkman asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized?' The airhead said, 'No, No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it on my face.'