Nov 5, 2007

Popped in my head

For starters, the Steelers kicked some serious Baltimore, well, okay ex-Cleveland, boo-tay on MNF! Though, the uniforms?? Look, I understand the whole 75 years thing and the retro look, but dang, those were UGLY!

The DVD I got with my computer magazine did NOT have the demo for Crysis, just some stupid videos. What a rip off. Oh well, there were a couple games on there that I liked - Seven Wonders II and some 3D mini golf game... Emily wrote down my scores, though the little sheets of paper were nowhere big enough for the massive numbers I was putting up (remember, kids, in golf, big numbers are baaaaddd...).

I read a story about a High School Junior that got trampled after he was thrown from the bull he was riding. He passed away in the hospital. The article said they were holding the funeral in his High School gym.... "I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named..." - I hope he is singing those words in Heaven tonight.

Tyler received a poster from the Disabled American Veterans featuring Hall of Fame baseball players who served their country and received DAV status for their troubles. It is a very cool poster and I bought a frame for it during lunch, then when I got home, I hung it on the wall near the computer.

I have been invited to the local radio station to do an interview for Megaconference coming up on Thursday. I'll let you know how that goes. It's been many, MANY years since I was anywhere near a radio mic... :-)

Shan's Mom sent us a list of "play on words" jokes. I wanted to post them here, but I decided to add my own little twist and make them sound like fortune cookies/headlines:

Boy who wonders why baseball was getting bigger, shall find solution will hit him.

Police called to day care find three-year-old resisting a rest.

Man who cut off left side of body will be all right.

Roundest knight at King Arthur's table: Sir Cumference.

Butcher who backs up into meat grinder gets little behind in his work.

To write with broken pencil is pointless.

Fish in schools sometimes take debate.

Short fortune teller who escaped from prison was small medium at large.

Thief who steals calendar gets twelve months.

Thief who falls and breaks leg in wet cement becomes hardened criminal.

Thieves who steal corn from garden charged with stalking.

We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.

When smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

Math professor goes crazy with blackboard, does a number on it.

Professor discovered theory of earthquakes on shaky ground.

Dead batteries given out free of charge.

Taking laptop computer for run could jog your memory.

Dentist and manicurist fought tooth and nail.

Bicycle cannot stand alone; is two tired.

A will is a dead giveaway.

Time flies like arrow; fruit flies like banana.

A backward poet writes inverse.

In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.

Chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

You get repossessed if you don't pay your exorcist.

Recent bride gets new name and a dress.

Show me piano falling down mine shaft, I show you A-flat miner.

When clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

Man who fell onto upholstery machine was fully recovered.

Grenade falls onto a kitchen floor in France, resulting in Linoleum Blownapart.

If you can't budge it, you are stuck with your debt.

Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.

He broke into song because he could not find the key.

A calendar's days are numbered.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

A plateau is a high form of flattery.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.

Woman who sees first strands of gray hair may dye.

Bakers trade bread recipes on knead to know basis.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture: a jab well done.

A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.

1 comment:

  1. Confuscious Say: Baseball all wrong. batter with four balls cannot walk.........