Got this in email today:
An airhead heard that milk baths would make her beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 20 gallons of milk.  When the milkman read the note, he thought there must be a mistake… she probably meant 2 gallons.  So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. 
When the airhead came to the door the milkman said, 'I found your note for 20 gallons of milk.  Didn't you mean 2 gallons?'
The airhead said, 'No, I want 20 gallons.  I'm going to fill my bathtub so I can take a milkbath to look young and beautiful again.' 
The milkman asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized?'  The airhead said, 'No, No, just up to my boobs.  I can splash it on my face.' 
 
Oh, brother!
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