Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Another one bites the dust....

Hollywood, CA - Natural disaster, Sanjaya, has claimed yet another victim. In a torrential downpour of lacking talent, Off-Key Disaster Sanjaya, managed to land himself in the middle three vote-getters this week. Having accomplished that, he forced Gina, Haley, and Phil into the bottom three spots. The latest victim of the Sanjaya train-wreck? Gina Glockson, the streak-haired rocker with the tongue ring in her mouth. Forecasters can only hope the disaster is on its way to moving out of the area.

Seriously, people.... Find something better to do than vote for Sanjie.... Walk the dog, wash your hair, eat a bowl of Cocoa Puffs... Anything...


At work, "other duties as assigned" has come to mean many things.... Outside light ballast changer, ceiling tile kilz sprayer, overhead fluorescent light bulb replacer, women's restroom wall panel measurer, and today I added mousetrap loader and setter. Over the course of my working life, I have acquired many skills not necessarily related to to the job or my education.... Then again, anything we learn is part of our education, huh? I suppose that makes me a jack-of-all-trades, or a jack-in-the-box, or a jack-a... nevermind... :-)


There was no stake-out at work today... No police vehicles parked next to my truck today. I don't know if that's a good sign or a bad one... I mean, cops are staking out the crack-house acrossed the street one day, and then not the next... Hmm...


Oh, by the way, Keith Richards is now saying the whole, "I snorted my Dad's ashes" was an April Fool's prank... Yeah, okay... Somehow, it's easier to believe it WASNT one than it was one........

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