Nov 10, 2007

"...watch me for the changes, and try to keep up."

This will really be all over the place. A lot can happen in a couple days between posts! (Do you know the movie I got the quote from?)

CONGRATULATIONS TO SHAN!! Shan is officially a National Board Certified Teacher!! She got the word (logged in and saw her scores) on Friday morning! We are so proud of her and we know how much hard work she put into it!! WAHOO!! :-)


Tyler upgraded my phone today. He was able to get a RAZR for FREE as an upgrade to the phone I already had. It is a very cool phone indeed! :-) He has some things he must do in order to keep up his end of the bargain or the phone returns to my possession. Shan said I am like the vulture, just waiting.... LOL, not quite... But, close!! :-) Just kidding people, I hope he does keep his responsibilities up, that's what's important.



Thursday's Megaconference IX was very successful considering it was the first time we have done anything like that. At 6:45am, my office connected with the other sites in Arkansas who were joining in, and then at about 7:00am, the rest of the world (literally) came on board. There were presentations from India, China, Slovenia (who had students sing a couple songs including "Amazing Grace"), Pakistan, England, and all over the U.S. In addition, there were sites from about 150 other places around the world and another 50+ from the U.S. that all watched along.

At roughly 9:30am CST, a group of students from Texarkana came in and watched at a video of Chinese dancers played on the screen. Around 10:00am, a group of students from Geno Central (near Texarkana) came in just in time to catch the end of the Chinese dance and watch the program switch to folks from Egypt present a very cool update on an excavation project they have going on in the middle of one of the towns! VERY cool!

Shortly after that, we had the first of three world-wide roll calls. We were about 25th in line, so we watched as sites from around the globe chimed in to say "hi." As we watched, the students in the room started talking about how they wanted to "sign in" on the roll call. So, when it came our turn, I announced who we were and that we were in Hope, AR, birthplace of former President Clinton, and thanked the folks at Mega-con for letting us join. As soon as I stopped talking, all the kids in the room shouted out in one voice: "YEE-HAW!!" Everyone laughed, and it was VERY cool! :-)

The students stayed for 1 or 2 more presentations, then they had to get to lunch and return to school. All tolled, we had about 25 or so students. I remained in the room for much of the day, but we had no other visitors until late that evening.

Around 5:30pm or so, Shan brought Emily and Tyler, and we watched a live performance from China in which a group of about 30 or so people performed some kind of Tai Chi exercise. It was very cool and the kids were amazed. Tyler wanted to ask questions, but he didn't get a chance - maybe next year! Or maybe in February, I should say...

In Feb, there is a "Mega-con Jr" that is aimed specifically at elementary and jr/sr high school students from around the world, and you can bet we will be taking part in that one for sure! :-)


Just for grins, let me give you a run-down of Friday:

As Tyler and I headed for my truck so that I could take Tyler to school, I noticed that Daisy was not at her feeding trough. I put food in it and called to her, but she did not come. I knew that was not good.

I take Tyler to school and head for the next town, Emmet, because they were having trouble with their videoconferencing connection. When I get there, everything is working fine, so I tell the facilitator that I will be back after I run back to Prescott.

I drive back to Prescott. On the way, Shan calls to let me know she saw her scores and that she was National Board Certified!! Awesome!!

I get to the house and call for Daisy, but no response. I hop the fence and start searching. We have woods behind our house, so I start at one end of the woods, and walk along the treeline calling for the horse. As I get near the end of line (before I'd have to go into the woods), I hear Daisy snort at me.

The woods are overrun with these thorny (I call them jaggers, since I am from the 'Burgh and all) vines that I have to claw and scratch my way through (actually, the vines did the scratching - lots of scratching!). Eventually, I find Daisy wrapped in and among the thorny vines.

I try using my hands to free her, but I am getting ripped to shreds, which is not helping either of us. I leave her and head for Shan's Dad's shed for something that will cut through. I did not find the machete, so I settle for a brush-blade. I have no idea if that is what it is really called, but I have used to clear brush in the past, so that's what I'm calling it!

I find a place that is about as directly in front of Daisy as I can get, and I start whacking and hacking at the brush, the vines, anything in my way. All the while, as I hack and slash, these long vines pull and poke and prod at me from every direction.

Finally, I clear a path to Daisy and do my best to free her from her entangled state. When I turn around, I realize that I had hacked my way through in such a manner that only a PERSON who was HUNCHED over could possibly get through. So, I hack away without bending over, and finally make a semi-cleared path.

Daisy is not moving, and when I call her to come out, she looks at me like I am either from another planet or I am completely insane, or most likely both. I grab her halter and pull. She has other ideas, and somewhere I am pretty sure I hear my arm being ripped out the shoulder socket. This does two things: 1) Helps me understand that she is not a willing participant in this endeavor, and 2) That I am in no mood to be playing games.

I grab her again, and this time, I pull her forward. She takes a step and her foot is caught in a mess on the ground. With a deep sigh, I bend over and lift her front leg out of the mess and forward passed it.

Grabbing her halter again, I pull and she goes no where. I've had enough. At this point, I truly do not care if she runs me over, so I pull and let her know that in no uncertain terms, she is coming with me. I don't know if it was the tome of my voice, the blood running down my arms, or the fact that I was taking her head with me even if she opted to leave the rest of her body behind, but she came with me.

Once free of the trees and jaggers, she "jogged" up to her trough and began eating like the ordeal had no bearing on her life whatsoever. Little snot! I checked her out to make sure she was not cut or bleeding, and she was not. She was skittish for sure, but I figured that was normal given what had happened and that I had "coaxed" her out of there.

I went in and got myself as cleaned up as I could, then headed to Shan's school.

I stopped in to see Shan and congratulate her and we got to talk for a little bit (I told her the horse story in order to calm her down - I think she had a mild panic attack when she saw my arms). From there, I went back to Emmet, and they were down again. After a few phone calls, the problem is something related to the telephone company. I wish I could tell more specifics, but when I talk to Max in Little Rock, he gets very excited about troubleshooting things and he begins to spout terms and protocols and who knows what else, and I get totally lost... So, in the end, I walk away with "It's a telco issue, then Max?" And, much to his dismay that I have boiled the entire conversation down to such simple terms, he replies, "Yes, Dave, it's a telco issue." :-)

After leaving Emmet, I drove to work, calling the florist on the way to send Shan some flowers and balloons. The rest of the day was mostly spent cleaning up the conference room from the Megaconference and explaining to people why it looked like I had just finished filming a scene from Saw...

Of course, things are always worse when you get home, get cleaned up, and take a long look at yourself after such an event (getting ripped to shreds, that is). I have cuts, nicks, scratches, bruises, etc from head to toe. In fact, Emily took great pleasure in letting me know I had a scratch on my bald head... Aren't kids just wonderful? :-)


There's probably more that I am missing, but right now, it's 10:45pm on Saturday night, I am going to the living room to chill out with Shan and Em on the couch.

Good night, Gracie!

Nov 8, 2007

Bow-chicka-bow-wow...

Shan and I watched an episode of Reba the other day. It was first episode I ever saw, and it turned out to be their finale, so there you go. It was a re-run, but still, the one time I watch it, and I see the finale... Anywho, the neighbor in the show visits Reba and proceeds to talk about "pre-divorce" sex. During the conversation, in her best porn music imitation, she spouts the title line of today's post. We were rolling on the floor. I knew I had to use it as the title! :-)


My interview with the local radio station went pretty well, depending on who you talk to. Shan said it was good. Emily was excited that her Daddy was on the radio. Tyler and I missed it because we were listening to the MP3 player in the truck - DUH, how dumb was I? Someone at work said something to the effect that I had done alright up until the point I said, "We may be sitting there with our jaws on the floor saying, 'How cool is THIS!?'" Her point was that I sounded like some hick who was overcome by the technology we use. Hick or not, I want you to stop and think about what is going to take place on Thursday: Over 200 sites around the WORLD are going to connect their video systems over the Internet in one global video conference. Excuse me while I repeat myself - HOW COOL IS THAT!?!? I don't care how much technology I know about or how much I use, the absolute wonder of what we can DO with that technology still blows me away. That's the kid in me. I love to WONDER. I love to be CURIOUS. And, I love to be completely blown out of the water when something huge takes place that I have a direct part in!

Back to the interview.... I walked in and sat down in front of the mic. The last time I was in front of a studio mic was about 12 years ago. I managed the college station while working at the local station (of where I went to college, not the same station I went to on Tuesday). It felt good to be behind the mic. There's just something "cool" about being on the radio, I think... :-) Anyway, Mark asked me several questions, and we basically had a 15 minute fireside chat about the Megaconference, about what I do at the co-op, about the services the co-op provides in addition to what I do... It was fun!


At work, I receive several publications - some of which directly pertain to my job and others I have no idea why I get them. One such magazine is "Advanced Imaging." Okay, it's about lenses and cameras and other electronic imaging stuff, so it's kinda related to my job. Anyway,


The guy I told you about before that had his motorcycle die on him? Well, he has a new ride now, so I made up a song. He helped by providing the subject line of the email, and the rest is parody-er, history... I changed his last name to "Lastname" in the song posted here, just to protect his name...

"Got Bike Will Travel" (parody of "Have Gun Will Travel")
By David (because I can...)
(you have to use your imagination to get some of the lines to fit the
tune)

"Got bike will travel" reads the subject line.
Bob has a new bike, and he's doin' fine.

His new Ninja tires heed the calling wind.
No man of fortune, traded the ol' "Mean Green" in!

Lastname, Lastname, where do you ride?
Lastname, Lastname, down on Sixty-nine.

He travels on to wherever he must,
In a new 250, he'll have to place in his trust.

There are barstool legends that old riders tell
Of the man with Ninja
Of the man with rebel yell

Lastname, Lastname where do you ride?
Lastname, Lastname on Route Sixty-Nine
Then Seventy-one, Forty Home...


Randomness

(Somehow this post was never published, it was originally written on 10/2/2007)

Barry Bonds says he won't visit the Baseball Hall of Fame if they put his record-breaking ball (now marked with an asterisk) in there. (story). There has been a lot of commentary and controversy surround Bonds, steroids, the record, etc. Here is my take on it:
--First of all, Bonds ASSUMES that he will be elected to the Hall of Fame. Wait, how does that go again? ELECTED to the HOF? Ah, yes, you see a select group of people get to vote and decide who goes into the HOF. It is the same group (not same individuals, but same group) that keeps Pete Rose's PLAYING career out of the HOF. Does Bonds think the voting committee will ever put him in the Hall? I don't see it happening in my lifetime.
--Second, Bonds says "There are no asterisks in baseball." Where has HE been for his career? Of courses there are asterisks in baseball. They're all over the place, from single-season records (signifying the fact that there were more games in a season, that night games were not in effect, that there was blood on the sock, whatever) to stadium attendance to field sizes and distances to the walls of those stadiums. Of COURSE there are asterisks. I would venture that Bonds' contract is LOADED with them (though in legalese, they would be footnotes).
--Third, Bonds says he is going to retire in five years. That assumes any team in the league wants him now that the Giants have said, "no thanks." The way the HOF works, a player cannot be nominated until at least five years after they retire. So, basically, we're looking at ten years before the issue comes up "officially." Please refer back to point #1.

Nov 5, 2007

Popped in my head


For starters, the Steelers kicked some serious Baltimore, well, okay ex-Cleveland, boo-tay on MNF! Though, the uniforms?? Look, I understand the whole 75 years thing and the retro look, but dang, those were UGLY!


The DVD I got with my computer magazine did NOT have the demo for Crysis, just some stupid videos. What a rip off. Oh well, there were a couple games on there that I liked - Seven Wonders II and some 3D mini golf game... Emily wrote down my scores, though the little sheets of paper were nowhere big enough for the massive numbers I was putting up (remember, kids, in golf, big numbers are baaaaddd...).


I read a story about a High School Junior that got trampled after he was thrown from the bull he was riding. He passed away in the hospital. The article said they were holding the funeral in his High School gym.... "I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named..." - I hope he is singing those words in Heaven tonight.



Tyler received a poster from the Disabled American Veterans featuring Hall of Fame baseball players who served their country and received DAV status for their troubles. It is a very cool poster and I bought a frame for it during lunch, then when I got home, I hung it on the wall near the computer.


I have been invited to the local radio station to do an interview for Megaconference coming up on Thursday. I'll let you know how that goes. It's been many, MANY years since I was anywhere near a radio mic... :-)


Shan's Mom sent us a list of "play on words" jokes. I wanted to post them here, but I decided to add my own little twist and make them sound like fortune cookies/headlines:

Boy who wonders why baseball was getting bigger, shall find solution will hit him.

Police called to day care find three-year-old resisting a rest.

Man who cut off left side of body will be all right.

Roundest knight at King Arthur's table: Sir Cumference.

Butcher who backs up into meat grinder gets little behind in his work.

To write with broken pencil is pointless.

Fish in schools sometimes take debate.

Short fortune teller who escaped from prison was small medium at large.

Thief who steals calendar gets twelve months.

Thief who falls and breaks leg in wet cement becomes hardened criminal.

Thieves who steal corn from garden charged with stalking.

We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.

When smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

Math professor goes crazy with blackboard, does a number on it.

Professor discovered theory of earthquakes on shaky ground.

Dead batteries given out free of charge.

Taking laptop computer for run could jog your memory.

Dentist and manicurist fought tooth and nail.

Bicycle cannot stand alone; is two tired.

A will is a dead giveaway.

Time flies like arrow; fruit flies like banana.

A backward poet writes inverse.

In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.

Chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

You get repossessed if you don't pay your exorcist.

Recent bride gets new name and a dress.

Show me piano falling down mine shaft, I show you A-flat miner.

When clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

Man who fell onto upholstery machine was fully recovered.

Grenade falls onto a kitchen floor in France, resulting in Linoleum Blownapart.

If you can't budge it, you are stuck with your debt.

Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.

He broke into song because he could not find the key.

A calendar's days are numbered.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

A plateau is a high form of flattery.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.

Woman who sees first strands of gray hair may dye.

Bakers trade bread recipes on knead to know basis.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture: a jab well done.

A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.

Nov 3, 2007

Have you got your mind yet?

These were the words spoken first thing this morning when Emily was asking questions while we were still sleeping. See, she wanted to invite a friend over to play. Shan's response was, "I'll have to make up my mind." Evidently, in the mind of our 5-year old, that meant Shan had lost her mind (or maybe it needed cleaning or something) and she didn't quite have it "back" or "ready" yet - thus, "Have you got your mind?" Classic!



Colin McRae died. He and his son died on September 15, 2007. I don't know how I missed this news, but I did. In fact, the only reason I even know about it now is because it was mentioned in a computer gaming magazine I got today in the mail. Some of you are going, "Colin WHO?" Colin McRae was to extreme baja-style/rally motorsports what Tony Hawk is to skateboarding. Kind of the "poster-boy" for the sport because of his accomplishments and cool stuff. He was born in 1968. Just a year older than I am. They were killed in a helicopter crash as it was approaching the landing near their home in England (He was a pilot). I only saw bits and pieces of any of his races, and I know his name more for the video games he worked on and put his name to. He will be missed dearly by his family and friends.



This afternoon, we went to see "Bee Movie." It was a very cute movie, touching on the "circle of life" concept a little. I have to admit, there is one part in the movie that almost does that "hit you over the head with 'animal cruelty'," but the movie saves itself from being preachy by using the good ol' "balance in the force" kind of thing. One my favorite things about the film was the length. Movies today tend to hover around the 120 minute mark, rather than the 90-minute mark I grew up with and love so much. "Bee" hits the mark almost exactly (listed as 91 mins). The action flows very well, with only a couple of places that seemed to have been dragged out a little. I'm not doing any spoilers or anything, so if this seems to avoid certain subjects/details, that's the reason. I will say that bringing "Kramer" into the film was a nice touch. :-)


I've been playing "Call of Duty 2" recently, as I may have mentioned. Well, maybe I haven't mentioned it... Anyway, it was my brother-in-law's birthday last week, and we got him a copy of COD2, which is what prompted me to load it up. Last night, when I finally decided to quit out of the game, the clock on the PC told me that I should have quit playing about 4 and a half hours earlier... :-) And, since I am not quite finished with my 2nd go-round of the game, I'll be playing again tonight... And with the return to DST, I could actually justify playing an extra hour because we roll the clocks back... :-)



Oh, the computer gaming magazine I got in the mail has the demo for "Crysis" on it! I can't wait to fire that bad boy up!! It is one of the most eagerly-awaited games of the year - killer graphics, sweet gameplay, awesome graphics, amazing physics engine, excellent graphics.. wait, did I say that already?? :-)